Titles suck

ahs013:

“your password is weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

(via breadwarlock)

ceslatoil:

You went to super hell for a straight man who died of tetanus. I’m dining at the ritz with my demon sugar daddy. We are not the same.

(via cunningandfulloftricks)

maidofsalt:

spacelieutenantglow:

maidofsalt:

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!

you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.

(via breadwarlock)

llleighsmith:

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

(via drbennedict)

official-lucifers-child:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

lesbianpwnieswithweapons:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

i think online class should be like among us, there’s an impostor that’s not actually a student and tries to sabatoge the rest of the class

that’s already how it is

??elaborate??

teachers

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dankmemeuniversity:

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